watching grown men throw a ball around while the world pays to applaud

Ian Malcolm said that in Jurassic Park, while explaining why he wore only gray and black.

So, here I am, watching the Red Sox game with Reed- it's not that bad, actually. I learned three baseball players. Johnny Damon is the guy who looks kind of like Aragorn. Pedro Martinez is the Red Sox pitcher. And Derek Jeter is a jerk.

Reed is cute. He prides himself on crying whenever anything really good or really bad happens.