a thief of time

Flylady sometimes has members post how long they procrastinated a task and how long it actually took them to do it. I think I have a winner. I procrastinated eating a box of Harry and David chocolates given to me by a student for THIRTEEN MONTHS, and the time it actually took me to get rid of them (simply by placing on the faculty room table) was under half an hour. Guess no one figured out that they were a year old. And yes, I do actually procrastinate eating chocolate. I don't like it.