Hostel considerations

Before staying in a hostel, you may want to consider:
a) the possibility that the bathroom will smell like every surface has been saturated with urine;
b) the possibility that you will never be able to make noise in your room because someone will always be sleeping there; and
c) the additional possibility that the particular individual who is always asleep in your room will be rather unattractive, will prefer to sleep in his underwear without using a blanket, will wear the same tight orange boxer briefs for several days in a row, that these boxers will have a stain right where you would want underwear to not be stained, and that the individual in question will possess the ability to loudly pass wind while remaining deep in sleep.
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