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Or: things I´m looking forward to in the US after 11 months abroad:

Ice coffee
Wearing shorts and sandals without getting weird looks
American boys that hit on me so subtly, I can´t even tell they´re doing it
Getting my beautiful car back
Sodas that cost less than their weight in gold
Talking really fast with native English speakers
Eating lunch at 12 and dinner at 6
Seeing everyone I know
And last but certainly not least: FREE WATER AND FREE BATHROOMS