The Situation:
You're in Dublin airport. Everything is overpriced. You're starving, thirsty, and have to wait here for the next 5 hours. Internet is 10 cents a minute, and you know you have a bunch of new emails. You have only €8.10 left on you.
The Question: How do you spend your money?
The Answer:
€1- McDonald's curly fries (before the one-way security checkpoint)
€4.90- turkey & cranberry sandwich in the swanky bar with armchairs and low lighting
€2.20- internet
Drink tap water from the bathroom. Steal the untouched half sandwich and half soda from the couple sharing a table with you in the bar. Screw the "your foreign currency saves lives" charity.
2 Comments:
how does an "untouched" soda become half full?
She was pouring it from a bottle into a glass, and the other half was in the bottle. Uncontaminated. Hey, Emily does it too!
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