roommates

Sam	Keith
small	large
Australian	American
gay	gay
undergrad (supersenior)	undergrad (sophomore)
never home	always home
doesn't watch TV	has TiVo and four (4) video game systems
grocery run consists of ricecakes and protein shakes	grocery run consists of frozen pizza, fish sticks, tater tots, and fries
has 5 bottles of Boathouse smoothies	has 160 bottles of Coke
never washes dishes	washes dishes
stores toe-stubbing exercise bike in living room	cleans house
never makes noise	has thumpin' bass on TV and computer
not a bad roommate, all things considered