fantasy, meet reality

I dreamed that I was in an expensive sushi restaurant, eating plate after plate of Nigiri Sushi at a pace midway between slow savoring and unsushiworthy chowing down. Then, the chef came over and told me I really should try the lobster, and I thought "Expenses be damned! I'll do it!" and he placed a delicious lobster, cut in half vertically, in front of me. I was dipping it and butter and eating it when I woke up from my nap.

The closest I could get to replicating this meal was: white rice with soy sauce, and toast dipped in Papa John's garlic "butter."