in ten years
In honor of my upcoming 10 year high school reunion:
| Firefox... | is the new Netscape Navigator |
| Scrabulous... | is the new Diamonds |
| $4.29 gas... | is the new 99 cent gas |
| Cell phones... | are the new landlines |
| Grey's Anatomy... | is the new Ally McBeal |
| TiVO... | is the new VCR |
| Gmail... | is the new Hotmail |
| Facebook... | is the new paper facebook |
| is the new Yahoo | |
| Digital cameras... | are the new film cameras |
| Cell phone cameras... | are the new digital cameras |
| iPods... | are the new Discmans |
| Keens... | are the new Tevas |
| Thai food... | is the new Chinese food |
| Free internet TV... | is the new TV |
| Reality everything... | is the new Truman Show |
| Netflix... | is the new Blockbuster |
| Heath Ledger... | is the new Kurt Cobain |
| Laptops... | are the new desktops |
| Tsunamis... | are the new El Niño |
| Plastic frame glasses... | are the new wire rimmed glasses |
| Terrorists... | are the new Unibomber |
| Eliot Spitzer's prostitute... | is the new Monica Lewinsky |
| Gay marriage... | is the new Matthew Shepard |
| Electronic tickets... | are the new airline tickets |
| No food... | is the new airplane food |
| Travelocity et al... | are the new travel agents |
| Wii... | is the new Nintendo |
| The euro... | is the new peseta, franc, mark, krone, drachma, lira... |
And- though it wasn't the point of this post- we're *still* doing shit in Iraq.
posted by karenlikescereal @ 8:27 p. m.
1 Comments:
I love this post!
I can't wait to get drunk with you at the reunion thing. It will be the weekend of a show I'm doing at Canisius Lake, so it's going to be painful and I'm going to be exhausted...but oh well. =)
When do you get home for it, btw? Will you be around beforehand? There is a new Mexican place in town that is SUPER good.
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