flip flop warning!

Immediately after reading a bunch of articles about how flip-flops are bad for you, I sustained a horrible flip-flop injury at the 4th of July party on Friday. (It may have something to do with going up and down my totally not up to fire code stairs all day.) My heels have been hurting for three days straight! And I've been wearing my horrible clumsy SNEAKERS all day long! Even going barefoot hurts.

Please, somebody, publish some placebo-effect articles on how flip-flops are great for your feet.

Otherwise, be WARNED! This could happen to you too.